What is the best piece of advice you have ever herd?

your answers may be used in a power point and entered as anonymous.What is the best piece of advice you have ever herd?
Don't eat the yellow snow.What is the best piece of advice you have ever herd?
It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich guy as it is to fall in love with a poor guy.





Life is a b**ch then you become one.
when you are stumped and cant figure it out go sit on the toilet no one bothers you there. and then you can concentrate





no i give to same advise to people i trained
When you have a choice of spending time or spending money, always choose to spend the money. You can always make more money, but time is gone forever.
you have to be young and stupid before you can be old and wise
Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever gets out alive anyways.





Depressing, but true.
Never put your hand out farther than you can draw it back again.
Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you....
everything is for the best in all possible worlds
Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see.
';If you love life, don't waste time. For time is what life is made up of.';
love yourself first before you love others
Never give or take advice.
';When your in Chicago, follow the people.';


-My mom.
';Don't be a sl*t wipe your butt!';





-Mad tv lmao
';Dont hesitate to blast on em';
Cheat to achieve
';once you go black.... you never go back....';
eat your veggies
don't try to herd cats. I HEARD that from my father.
Go for both, but aim for one.





Best piece of advice I gave myself.
get out of Kansas City, and move here