Do you ever visualize duct tape over someone's mouth as you smile and nod as they are offering you advice?

Too harsh? What about superglue?Do you ever visualize duct tape over someone's mouth as you smile and nod as they are offering you advice?
I usually think ball gag. And if it is real bad. I think of black pepper in their nose. Have you ever tried sneezing with a ball gag in? Well I haven't either but I bet it's pretty tough.





Duct tape is too easy to chew through. Mom with her new dentures and all. The damn things are super teeth.





Super glue only works if you can get them to shut up and lay still. (i.e. while they are sleeping ).....Oh they will be pissed when they wake up. On the bright side you will not have to hear about it till they get back from the hardware store. :)





And if all else fails I have A.D.D. a pretty imaginative inner dialog going on in my head to fall back on. Kinda like Scrubs with out all the hair gel.Do you ever visualize duct tape over someone's mouth as you smile and nod as they are offering you advice?
Whoever is talking might as well have their mouth shut, because I'm not listening to a word the person says. I have a really bad habit of totally ignoring every word that comes out of a person's mouth, even when I'm staring directly at the person, and the person is staring directly at me.
Never duct tape..although that's a super good use for an already useful product.





I usually envision myself gently tapping their forehead on a counter top with my hand placed softly on the back of their head softly murmuring ';shut up shut up shut up';.





As a very polite and gentle person I would never do this. I just smile,nod and thank them.
No definitely not! Anyone interested enough to offer me advice is worth listening to. You don't have to take it or act on it but just file it away for future reference and it may come in handy later. Now that's good advice. Anyone comes near me with duct tape or glue I'll stick them first!
Yeah, that sounds good. Although I know sometimes I need to be open to suggestions and then sometimes I just want to shove a sleeping pill down their throat to get them to shut the hell up.





Then the duct tape would come into play.





Oh, I'm sorry did I say a sleeping pill? I meant 2!





*LMAO*
LOL--I will now.





I hung up on someone calling from who knows what company wanting to sell us what crap while at work today because they just wouldn't quit asking all kinds of questions and go to the web site like I directed them. My number is for patient care and physician consults--not pushy sales people! The next one is getting put on terminal hold.
Actually you are being alot nicer than me. I visualize punching them in the face or occassionally choking them. Depends on what ';advice'; they are giving. The only time I want advice is if I ask for it. And if I ask I have no right to get mad. But the unsolicited kind really really really ticks me off!
That of course is an interesting mental trick. Visualize the duct tape, and the conversation goes away. Just like magic.


We all have the ability to filter those things we don't wish to hear.


I call that: Personal creative license. I get to choose what I let in.
No.... I'm always too in shock they don't know about which thing to offer advice to me!!!! The person I'd think to superglue the lips of, if I'd just use my imagination like you do, that is. :D She...babies me like...she thinks I am really stupid...and tells me things...I've known since before she knew them...but not what I need to know....
that's passive aggressive - why are you smiling and nodding at something that makes you mad? is it really your goal to make them comfortable when they do that?





why not a simple cool stare instead? helps head off the next incidence, and you're not bottling it up - you're dishing a little back out, instead





not to give advice to you, or anything, after all, you DID ask
Probably a few have thought that of me. Although if I am offering someone advice I am just trying to save them the same mistake I have already made. And only if they ask for my advice.
Usually, something starange like that.


when my dad is giving me advise i have heard many time i usually start to picture him as weird animals and ****. haha.
I totally hear you, and your name ROCKS! Marianne has it all over Ginger. I imagine picking up a log and smashing their face in.





Ginger 4 ever.


Marianne=whatever.





girl, you rock.
What about staples? And what about people that are so irrating that you visualize duct tape, superglue, and staples keeping their trap shut even while they're not talking? (MUAHAHAHA)
I imagine staples sometimes, even hot glue. Hahaha! Yeah, if the advice is dumb, then I do visualize these things.
YES!!!!!!!!





Or they keep on talking when you are so not interested and you just want to scream SHUT THE HELLA UP!!!





But then you are way to nice for that so you just smile and agree...





Thats what I do at least...
No.. but I will definitely consider it now! I usually just like go somewhere in my mind... or think about lyrics and hear and visualize them in my head... crazy huh? (';the difference between Medicine..';, ';stop the f***ing car';.. usually)
Yes, most of the time. Only because I very rarely ask for advice and people just seem to feel compelled to give it to me. No, not too harsh.
Not specifically. But I do imagine yelling ';Ah!'; at people who seem to be sitting too quietly, like in church, at the airport, meditating, on the toilet...
Oh no, but now that I think about it, perhaps that's what I'll do next time I see her. Not only because of the noise but because of the smell... *shudder*
I visualize them screaming in agony as I stab them.


But just continuing nodding and smiling.
Always. Not harsh enough but, duct tape can be applied so much quicker. Taking the tongue out is most effective. Just make sure you don't leave the duct tape behind. That stuff will mend anything.
I have considered, and have actually done so, offering them a knuckle sandwich.
had a minor tête-à-tête with my boss today


luckily I imagined the duct tape over MY OWN mouth....


the major one is yet to come....we shall see....
Duct tape for some, permanent stitches for others.
Is it too silly that I also visualize a good punch to their nose ?.......
i would really take it seriously, as the person might be telling me to be aware of a time bomb attached to him/her.
lOl Yes ! Super Glue
hahaha very funny i will have to try that out tomorrow


i will get plenty of opportunities lol
Yes or maybe a stitch or 2 here and there.
sometimes. or slowly decapatating them with a butter knife. lol


just kidding