What are some funny, and stupid advice's your friends gave you when you where a kid?

This was kindergarten :P my friend said ';Isn't it awesome how when you pee yourself you get to change!! You look so kewl!';





And what do ya know? I listened, my friend reminds me of that time to this day stillWhat are some funny, and stupid advice's your friends gave you when you where a kid?
i was always two years younger than all my friends so when i was like nine my friend told me that if you bled from ''down there'; u were gonna die... i didnt even know that was a period yet so when i got it i got all scared till my mom told me.