Since I'm Mormon, when I get married I want to marry in a Mormon temple, but Chuck Norris isn't a Mormon and he wouldn't be allowed to get inside not even because he's CHUCK NORRIS. So I was wondering if this would bring problems?
I'm not getting married, not even dating anyone but this situation is really worrying me.Religiously speaking, what would you advice me to do in this religious-Chuck Norris-love situation?
You can be inside the temple and Chuck can be outside and you can exchange your vows over closed circuit TV. That was you can still get married in the temple, (even though your husband will be outside). I know that I would marry you that way if I had to.Religiously speaking, what would you advice me to do in this religious-Chuck Norris-love situation?
Could he get in if he donated his entire worldly fortune to the church? Could a loophole be found, a waiver be writ, an exception made? Surely, this could be done. Not because he's Chuck Norris, but because he's loaded. Have no fear, you can make it happen, just convince Chuck to tap into his Swiss bank account. What's good for Chuck is good for the church.
Yeah, no one gets in to your wedding but 'temple worthy' Mormons. Not your best friends or you parents, unless they've jumped through the hoops.
Family friendly isn't what I'd call this church.
Isn't that old coot a bit old for you anyway, meet a nice guy around your own age............besides Chucky isn't Mormon, would have to divorce and there would go your temple wedding.....
Vegas.
Chuck Norris is married anyway. Why not try finding a Mormon to date?
Clone him!!! but make sure to take home the original.
My, you have quite the conundrum there.
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