What's the most useless bit of advice you've ever been given?

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xWhat's the most useless bit of advice you've ever been given?
Don't use your umbrella in the rain...





Someone on here told me that, I don't know why...hahahaWhat's the most useless bit of advice you've ever been given?
That you shouldn't descend to violence when dealing with bullies.





Being a bit thick, it took me a good few beatings before I came up with the idea of hitting them back...





Unfortunately it's the only language some people understand.
Good Evening Dov :)





That thing about wearing clean underwear in case you have an accident...





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';Don't be silly, wrap your willy';





I'm a GIRL for Christs' sake. WTF!
i hate when im going thru something completely and insanely terrible..and all someone says is ';take it easy';.





and im like- WTF!!?? thats it? A child can tell me that.
';Never...';





Then the person got distracted and never got back to me.
An apple a day keeps the dock away.
Don't eat yellow snow!
Don't wipe yer ar5e on a broken bottle...
get on your blke.
My mother once told me to never date a guy who could wear a bigger bra than I do. lol